Long Time No Talk!

I've been a busy bee since we last talk! Yeah, Emmys are over- I just wanted to talk in my Emmy voice. I have joined a ton of clubs! I've joined JSA, GSA, Band Equipment Management, Human Relations Club, and the crew for the play! I'm just going to sum up what happened today, because it's the most exciting day this week but we'll touch up on other things.
So today I wanted to join color guard, but I was too late to join so I talked to the band director so I'm in charge of laying out the color guard's flags and helping with electronics. I know it sounds lame, but in the spring I'll be in color guard in the spring for a parade. It should be a lot of fun since I have friends in the color guard and the band. Like I said earlier the theme is Fiddler on the Roof so I bet I'm going to be sick of the music by the end of the football season.
The season premiere of Glee was on last night and I loved it! The music was so good and Chris Colfer did ah-mazing job of course! I just saw the season premiere The Middle and it was... eh. I don't really like The Middle anymore just because... it isn't really funny anymore. Watching Modern Family right now and it's so funny! I've loved Modern Family much more since I got the season 1 DVDs. What I don't get is why they took the girl who played Lily- who's supposed to be, like, 2 now- by a 4 year old! It's weird. My family came up with who my family is like in Modern Family.

• Claire- My Mom- She has a lot of rules. XD
• Phil- My Step Dad- He's the fun parent that bases his parenting off of peerenting.
• Hailey- Me!- I'm a stereotypical teenager like Hailey.
• Alex- My Sister- She's annoying and obnoxiously smart.
• Luke- My Step Brother- Luke is... special.

That's all for now!

Bless ya! Love ya!
Kailyn Wolffe

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*WARNING: This post is full of lame Emmy puns.

Presenting! Kailyn Wolffe's review of the 63rd annual Emmys! *Runs out on stage in white gown with silver accents.

Right now I'm watching the Emmy's and LMFAO at Jane Lynch's performance. Do you wanna know what else makes me LMFAO? LMFAO's newest music video! All it pretty much is, is Redfoo dancing around in a Speedo. Here's the video for, my theme song, "Sexy and I Know It":

Lookin' sexy Redfoo! Loving the "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" line. *Fake laughs* I am extremely upset that Project Runway didn't win best reality competition show! Let's face it, no one wanted Gretchin to win *Dramatic wink*... okay no one got that one let's move on. Modern Family has won 5 awards already! I admit it's a good show, but Chris Colfer totally deserved the Best Supporting Actor Award. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart won an award, but I like The Colbert Report a little more than Jon Stewart so I was a bit upset.

There was a performance all about sex. I mean, what isn't about sex now-a-days? *Fake laughs* It had "3- Way (Golden Rule)" and "I Just Had Sex". What I don't get is when "3- Way (Golden Rule)" won an award, the guy who wrote the song dedicated the award to his 14 year old daughter... I'm guessing his daughter got a little Bow- Chicka- Wow- Wow! *Fakes a laugh*

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