It's not stalking, it's following at a close distance.

Due to many incidents today this post is going to be about *Dylan! And it will be full of Pretty Little Liars and Glee GIFs because I found the newest book cover recently and I just love Glee! I don't stalk him, he just sits some- what close to me in Spanish class and we're in the same gym period. So let the sta- following from a close distance stories begin!

Shut up Troian.

Let's start with some recent events. So we were in Spanish class where we have this guy Dylan calls Flipside. He calls him that because he naturally has this hair that sticks like 3 inches up in the air and he has, like, a square head. It's pretty funny looking actually. Any who, it was one of those days where my Spanish teacher didn't really care what we did as long as we weren't throwing stuff out the window- we're on the second floor of the school and the gym classes are right out the window. Dylan just had to tell "Flipside" what he saw at the store the other day. The conversation went like this:

Dylan: "Hey! Flipside! Yesterday I was at the store and I, legit, saw this cereal that was called Flipside! I took a picture of it on-"

Mrs. Spanish- Teacher: "If you're going to have conversations they need to be in Spanish!"

Dylan: "...mi teléfono."

It was so clever and so funny. The other day Dylan was in Spanish class when he randomly started showing off his abs- you know my reaction is going to be bad from the start of this- and kept showing them off for what felt like 5 minutes. Since this post only has Glee and Pretty Little Liars GIFs I can't use my Stephan Colbert GIF that was my actual reaction in my mind. But if you add up these reactions, it's about equal to what I did/ wanted to do in the middle of that classroom:

That's about right. Those were the best times with Dylan- wow, that sounds like we've been married for 5 yeas and he just died. Now time for the embarrassing times. It was last week's football game and I was joking around with Sydney about the Sun Drop commercial- where they play that song "Drop it Like it's Hot" in the background and the lady dancing in random places- like we always do. For whatever reason we were "dropping it" 10x more hardcore, I guess you could say, more than usual. So we're walking back to the stands screaming "Drop it like it's hot! 'Cause I got it going on!" and looking like this in my ugly brown sweatpants that give me a camel toe and a saggy butt at the same time:

(I looked like Dianna Agron [the girl in the middle] and Sydney looked like Heather Morris [the girl to the left of Di].)

Then I hear the worst thing you can hear while purposely looking like a sexy fail and that's, "Hey Kailyn!" I turned to my right and my face turned tomato red. Who do I see laughing their heads off? *Katy, *Brynn, Dylan, and a couple of their friends. I'm not saying it was rude of them to laugh- because I would totally do the same- it was just the fact that I know and was somewhat close with caught me acting like a complete idiot. It was pretty funny though. All I could do was shrug it off. Now here's my favorite part that I've been dying to do forever...

                          Perks of being 5'7":                                             Disadvantages of being 5'7":

                        -You can reach stuff high up.                               -Teachers are at boob level on you.

                        -Upper half lockers are no problem.                    -You're taller than Dylan.

Yes, it's true. Chris is only 5'6" or 5'5". XD It's quite sad actually. Maybe someday he'll catch up. Well, I need to get back to "Project Runway"- they're runway show is coming up! Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

P.S. Rest in piece Steve Jobs. Without you, I wouldn't be able to play Angry Birds on my iTouch while my mom is taking hours trying to find the perfect dress at J.C. Penny's.

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Small Acts of Sympathy

So I'm sure you guys have heard of my friend *Bianca. Well, today at color guard practice Bianca got a call from her Nana saying that her mom was in the Emergency Room. Bianca was embarrassed crying in front of people she's only known for about a week. But when she was in the hallway with a few tears dripping down her face, just about every person that pasted asked what was wrong and if she was alright. It's hard to believe that if she did this during a normal school day, most of the popular kids who she's known for years would just walk right by, yet these people in marching band that she hardly knows are comforting her. I think that just the fact these people stopped to tell her everything was going to be okay cheered Bianca up a bit. There were a lot of hugs like these going around Bianca:


And my favorite:

Hopefully Bianca's mom is okay. I have tomorrow and Friday off for a Jewish new year, so I have a sleepover with Emily tomorrow night. (: Don't be surprised if I don't post anything tomorrow. The show premiere of Suburgatory is on tonight. It's a show about a girl who moves from New York City to the suburbs and everyone in the suburbs is plastic. I want to see realistic it is from my town. From the looks of it, it's pretty accurate. I'm either going to make a new post for my review on it or just edit this one with an update. It should be interesting.

I missed "Glee" last night! D: Plus Hulu's being a butt now so I can't watch it. According to my friends it has a lot of inside jokes in it. I'm watching "The Middle" right now and who do I see? CHORD OVERSTREET!! In case you don't know know, Chord Overstreet played Sam on "Glee" and in case you forgot who Sam was, here's a hint:

*Mouth waters* Well I have to go. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Why is Angry Birds so addictive?

Heyyy beautiful people. At 4 AM this morning I had a bad dream so I played Angry Birds for an hour then fell back asleep. I wasn't a happy camper in the morning. I had GSA and we're planning for National Coming Out Day at school, so that was fun. Everyone liked my idea to wear purple- which is the color for Gay Rights in case you didn't know. We will also have our Pride Flag hanging for the event. I have to bring in glitter for the posters we're making. It will be so much fun!
In my morning classes we aren't doing much. In Fashion Design we're designing uniforms. My winter/fall uniform consists of motor jackets, scalloped tank tops, skinny jeans, and combat boots. For spring/summer I was thinking high waisted shorts, striped thick strapped tank tops, an optional blazer, and flats for the shoes. Then another look with a strapless floral romper, a cardigan, and flats. It looks pretty good so far considering I haven't even finished the first outfit yet. I'm limited to eight pieces so I'll just pretend it's a uniform for an all girls school.
The best class was gym class though. My friend *Renna and I were leaning against the wall pretending to look at my friend *Lexi as we talked when we were both actually looking at *Dylan. Renna was joking around about Dylan's shirt that had the panda logo for some wildlife organization- we said it was pretty since the background was black and the panda was rainbow. Then Dylan lifted up his shirt to wipe his face. This was Renna and I's reaction when we saw his abs:

Lol jk That is such an understatement. It was actually like this:

Maybe a little more dramatic, but no one can prove anything... unless you look at the tape. Our school's weird, they have camera's all around it so they can know our every move. After I pointed out that our school had cameras everywhere and someone could have seen our mellow dramatic reaction, Renna suggested we get the tape, rewind to when Dylan lifted up his shirt, and "rape the rewind button when he puts his shirt back down". So my day was easily made in gym class.

That's all for now- I have an early dinner to attend to. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All the names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I just made them up.

Monday back!

Unfortunately, it's Monday. This morning was pretty good, early afternoon/late morning was bad, end of the day was good again! So this morning I wore jeans then realized I should wear shorts so I got changed and put my lunch money in my shorts, but my parents thought they were too short so I brought them to school with me to change into after gym class since I have my class with the hottest classroom in it. This morning though my friend *Lexi had a skirt on and she didn't like wearing a skirt so I let her wear my shorts. My friend got excited because I'm really skinny and she was able to fit in my shorts, so the joke of the day was, "It's an accomplishment to get in Kailyn's pants." I hope you get the pun there. The other joke had to do with Spanish class on Friday where we had to describe the person 2 seats away from us- which moving over a row would make me have to describe *Dylan. I was thinking of words to describe him and thought jokingly, "I can't say sexy beast in Spanish and saying hombre I want in my pantalones would just be awkward..."
Then, for whatever reason, everyone wanted to stop and talk to their friends in huge groups of 10 in front of the cafeteria, so it took me a lot of shoving and "excuse me's" to get into the cafeteria. Then once I got to my table I realized something, my lunch money was still in the pocket of the pants *Lexi was wearing. Luckily I have some very nice friends that loaned me some money for lunch.
There was something about the end of my day was very good. I didn't do much so that's probably why. Now it's time for a segment I like to call:

The girl fact of the day:
Or in other words, things I just realize I do a lot that mainly girls only do. Girls share/borrow clothes a lot. Today was the forth time this month that I have borrowed/let someone borrow clothes. Seriously though. I borrowed a pair of Sydney's socks 3 weeks, Sydney borrowed a shirt and sweater from me 2 weeks ago, I borrowed Taylor's tank top on Friday, and *Lexi borrowed my shirt today. I don't know whether it's the fact most girls are very unprepared- I admit that- or girls are just indecisive- I also admit.
That leads me to the other fact. Most girls are very indecisive about what they wear. I probably go through 2 or 3 outfits in the morning to choose what I'm going to wear. Before I joined color guard- I had my first very rainy game last Friday- I would change my outfit before the football. Also, for guys, if a girl has to redo or fix her make- up, tell her she's pretty and if she insists you let her. Some girls use make- up for confidence or a comfort. You should just let her go with what she wants. This GIF clearly expresses a teenage girl's average morning- trust me, parties are much worse.:

I love GIFs. Well, that's all for now. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up