It's not stalking, it's following at a close distance.

Due to many incidents today this post is going to be about *Dylan! And it will be full of Pretty Little Liars and Glee GIFs because I found the newest book cover recently and I just love Glee! I don't stalk him, he just sits some- what close to me in Spanish class and we're in the same gym period. So let the sta- following from a close distance stories begin!

Shut up Troian.

Let's start with some recent events. So we were in Spanish class where we have this guy Dylan calls Flipside. He calls him that because he naturally has this hair that sticks like 3 inches up in the air and he has, like, a square head. It's pretty funny looking actually. Any who, it was one of those days where my Spanish teacher didn't really care what we did as long as we weren't throwing stuff out the window- we're on the second floor of the school and the gym classes are right out the window. Dylan just had to tell "Flipside" what he saw at the store the other day. The conversation went like this:

Dylan: "Hey! Flipside! Yesterday I was at the store and I, legit, saw this cereal that was called Flipside! I took a picture of it on-"

Mrs. Spanish- Teacher: "If you're going to have conversations they need to be in Spanish!"

Dylan: "...mi teléfono."

It was so clever and so funny. The other day Dylan was in Spanish class when he randomly started showing off his abs- you know my reaction is going to be bad from the start of this- and kept showing them off for what felt like 5 minutes. Since this post only has Glee and Pretty Little Liars GIFs I can't use my Stephan Colbert GIF that was my actual reaction in my mind. But if you add up these reactions, it's about equal to what I did/ wanted to do in the middle of that classroom:

That's about right. Those were the best times with Dylan- wow, that sounds like we've been married for 5 yeas and he just died. Now time for the embarrassing times. It was last week's football game and I was joking around with Sydney about the Sun Drop commercial- where they play that song "Drop it Like it's Hot" in the background and the lady dancing in random places- like we always do. For whatever reason we were "dropping it" 10x more hardcore, I guess you could say, more than usual. So we're walking back to the stands screaming "Drop it like it's hot! 'Cause I got it going on!" and looking like this in my ugly brown sweatpants that give me a camel toe and a saggy butt at the same time:

(I looked like Dianna Agron [the girl in the middle] and Sydney looked like Heather Morris [the girl to the left of Di].)

Then I hear the worst thing you can hear while purposely looking like a sexy fail and that's, "Hey Kailyn!" I turned to my right and my face turned tomato red. Who do I see laughing their heads off? *Katy, *Brynn, Dylan, and a couple of their friends. I'm not saying it was rude of them to laugh- because I would totally do the same- it was just the fact that I know and was somewhat close with caught me acting like a complete idiot. It was pretty funny though. All I could do was shrug it off. Now here's my favorite part that I've been dying to do forever...

                          Perks of being 5'7":                                             Disadvantages of being 5'7":

                        -You can reach stuff high up.                               -Teachers are at boob level on you.

                        -Upper half lockers are no problem.                    -You're taller than Dylan.

Yes, it's true. Chris is only 5'6" or 5'5". XD It's quite sad actually. Maybe someday he'll catch up. Well, I need to get back to "Project Runway"- they're runway show is coming up! Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

P.S. Rest in piece Steve Jobs. Without you, I wouldn't be able to play Angry Birds on my iTouch while my mom is taking hours trying to find the perfect dress at J.C. Penny's.

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Monday back!

Unfortunately, it's Monday. This morning was pretty good, early afternoon/late morning was bad, end of the day was good again! So this morning I wore jeans then realized I should wear shorts so I got changed and put my lunch money in my shorts, but my parents thought they were too short so I brought them to school with me to change into after gym class since I have my class with the hottest classroom in it. This morning though my friend *Lexi had a skirt on and she didn't like wearing a skirt so I let her wear my shorts. My friend got excited because I'm really skinny and she was able to fit in my shorts, so the joke of the day was, "It's an accomplishment to get in Kailyn's pants." I hope you get the pun there. The other joke had to do with Spanish class on Friday where we had to describe the person 2 seats away from us- which moving over a row would make me have to describe *Dylan. I was thinking of words to describe him and thought jokingly, "I can't say sexy beast in Spanish and saying hombre I want in my pantalones would just be awkward..."
Then, for whatever reason, everyone wanted to stop and talk to their friends in huge groups of 10 in front of the cafeteria, so it took me a lot of shoving and "excuse me's" to get into the cafeteria. Then once I got to my table I realized something, my lunch money was still in the pocket of the pants *Lexi was wearing. Luckily I have some very nice friends that loaned me some money for lunch.
There was something about the end of my day was very good. I didn't do much so that's probably why. Now it's time for a segment I like to call:

The girl fact of the day:
Or in other words, things I just realize I do a lot that mainly girls only do. Girls share/borrow clothes a lot. Today was the forth time this month that I have borrowed/let someone borrow clothes. Seriously though. I borrowed a pair of Sydney's socks 3 weeks, Sydney borrowed a shirt and sweater from me 2 weeks ago, I borrowed Taylor's tank top on Friday, and *Lexi borrowed my shirt today. I don't know whether it's the fact most girls are very unprepared- I admit that- or girls are just indecisive- I also admit.
That leads me to the other fact. Most girls are very indecisive about what they wear. I probably go through 2 or 3 outfits in the morning to choose what I'm going to wear. Before I joined color guard- I had my first very rainy game last Friday- I would change my outfit before the football. Also, for guys, if a girl has to redo or fix her make- up, tell her she's pretty and if she insists you let her. Some girls use make- up for confidence or a comfort. You should just let her go with what she wants. This GIF clearly expresses a teenage girl's average morning- trust me, parties are much worse.:

I love GIFs. Well, that's all for now. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

* Welcome to the third person perspective of the end of my day. *

Kailyn laughs finishing up her conversation about Victoria's Secret's perfumes/body sprays with Katy and practically runs into the locker room. She sighs with relief that the bell still hasn't rung yet. Unfortunately as soon as she gets her top on, the bell rings which means she has about a minute to finish changing. After a super quick change and making it outside with 30 seconds to spare. For whatever reason Kailyn's gym class went outside and walked around the school.
Kailyn and Sydney came up with their Halloween costumes and what they were going to do for Halloween. Kailyn quickly realized that today was going to be a very hot considering she was gently sweating in short shorts and a t- shirt. After the really random walk around the school, Kailyn and her class went inside to the 3rd gym. Yes, the school has 3 gyms, a work out room, 2 football fields, a beach volleyball field, 2 baseball fields, a soccer field, a field hockey... field, and a track. When they got into the un- air conditioned gym, everyone started sweating like crazy to, as Mrs. Gym-Teacher quotes, "insane workouts".
By the end of the gym class, Kailyn smelled, her clothes smelled, everything/everyone smelled. Everyone was also drenched in sweat. As Kailyn walked through the double doors back into the main gym dosed off in space, she turned to see *Dylan pulling off his shirt. Even though he was wearing a guy tank top (Guessing they're called that...) it was a sheer white one, so she could see his toned soccer player abs. She made a face similar to this one when she saw those delicious Italian washboards:

Luckily no one was watching when she did that. Unfortunately when she got back to Spanish class, that she has with Dylan and Maria, looking really awful. So when Kailyn ran into her sauna- like Spanish room, Dylan looked perfect by the only fan in the classroom with his luscious brunette hair blowing in the gentle breeze and Maria- who Kailyn thinks has a thing for Dylan- was sitting there perfectly like:

(Her looks almost saying, "Come in darling! Dylan's watching!")

And Kailyn ran in sweating like a pig, pretty sure her bra was sticking out, hair destroyed, make- up smeared, and faking a smile. In short it looked like this.

(Thinking: "Haha! Haha! I'm crying inside...")

Everyone just kind- of awkwardly stared as Kailyn awkwardly took her seat. Kailyn tried not to make much eye contact with people in her class. Luckily, during Kailyn's FCCLA meeting she made more friends. After her dance class one girl even complimented her, so Kailyn's day went pretty well after Spanish class. In fact, in her FCCLA meeting they were playing an ice breaker game where you had to ask questions in a circle and if you answered the question, repeated the question, or hesitated you were out. So, Kailyn had a guy and 2 girls who she was some- what friendly with. One of them as a joke asked the guy, "Did you have your period?" and he laughed so hard he got out. Then later this one girl as a joke was going to ask "Do you have a tampon?", but the girl before her asked if she liked pizza. So when she was about to ask her question it came out as, "Do you like tampons?" Hysterical. Well that's all for now. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

P.S. RIP Jamey Rodemeyer. Those people should have never bullied you to the point to make that awful decision. You were born that way little monster. Mama Monster is praising you now and helping your cause. Hopefully it will go far.

Fashion Forward Day 7

"Ooh, ooh, la, la, la. We love designer."


-Lady Gaga, Fashion


Yes everyone, it's part 2 of my fashion post! Here's the schedule of this post. It will start with more of my fashion discussion then move on to what happened in school today. Now let's continue more with fashion. Another trending style I'v been seeing are messenger/over-the-shoulder bags specifically vintage Coach styled- leather with a buckle lock. My favorite one of these bags was one my almost-friend *Tabitha has. It's a vintage Coach that is white leather and has tan leather on the inner part of the strap and on the stitching. It's so fetch (Mean Girls <3).
The funny thing about fashion is you can take a look at something so outrageous in a runway show or editorial and pick out what's going to be in style. Take this Prada editorial for example:

I don't know about you, but I think those hats are adorable and hysterical! Now, I know most of you will take one look at those hats and say, "Ew, I would never wear one of those." Look closely at the hats though. You can tell fur hats will be in style. Don't like fur hats? Bright color hats will really lighten up this fall and winter. Fashion isn't always what it seems. That is the end of today's fashion report.

Now time to move onto school. Tabitha and I are talking a lot more. What's a lot of fun is we had to go to a guidance thing, and rather than talking to the 2 other girls with us she talked to me! *Katy and I also talked after biology. What I find really interesting is the guys who never looked twice at me in middle school are talking to me in math class. In Spanish class there's this really nice girl who sits next to me named *Sara. She was quiet when we first met, but now we're becoming closer. There's this other girl in my Spanish class named *Maria, or as I like to call her Bit (big tits... I make a lot of movie references). She's a big one of these girls in my school:

She actually does kind of look like Jwoww and Snooki. From the hair, to the tan, to the boobs... except hers are real.

I wanted to get her to like me, so I tried talking to her for the first time because in my mind it goes like this. Talking -> More Talking -> Friendship -> Make More Friends -> Awesome High School Party Invites. I know it's unlikely, but I'm onto stage 2 with Katy and Tabitha! I needed to talk to her at some point to start the awesome party scale, so I looked for my first greeting that I found in her soccer uniform. Our very, very, very, very short end of the day conversation went like this:

Me: "Your name's Maria, right?" (Well no duh, I've known you sense seventh grade summer camp, I have friends talk about you and your massive boobs, we're Facebook friends, plus we have 2 classes together... in a row... that we just went to!"
Maria: "Yeah."
Me: "Good luck at the soccer game tonight."
Maria: *In an actual happy tone* "Oh, thank you!"

Then we both ran off to our lockers and left for the bus. My first interaction with Maria was pretty good in my opinion! I have talked to a lot of populars and gotten the "Oh...thanks..." response and I could tell Maria actually meant her thank you. I'll try to get a few more words in with Maria tomorrow and give you a review on that. I have to go now- Bones is on! Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

P.S. Glee Countdown! 6 days, 2 hours, and 7 minutes!

*All the names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up.

Day 4 of Madness.

Hey everyone! It's Friday, Friday. Before I get started on today's school report, I would like to inform you guys about something. If you have a Youtube account- which I know my friends that are reading already do- you can create a "blogger/blogspot" account, so you can not only follow That White Girl but create your own blog! I believe under my "Followers" tab you can click sign in. Just use your Youtube sign in and the rest is self explanatory.

So since I was late for my bus yesterday, I had to get fresh and go downstairs by 7:30 to make it to my bus in time. By the time I get down to the bus stop, I had to wait there for 8 minutes until the bus came! It was upsetting that I left early for nothing. *Sigh* What are you going to do? When I got to school I saw my friends! My friend *Bianca has an older sister that's a senior at my high school, so she told me what times I should go to my locker. (We don't have set locker times.)

I took her advise and went to my locker before gym class... Too bad I forgot I hadn't gone to Lab Biology yet which is before gym class. So I ran from the gym to my class. In case you're wondering, my Lab Biology class is on the other side of the school... on the second floor. I just made it on the bell and ran into class looking something like this:

Luckily, Mrs. Lab Biology likes me and let me off the hook. Hopefully I'll never do that again. In actual gym class, I waited to get my blood pressure checked with my friends in the sauna of a gym. For the second day in a row I didn't get my blood pressure checked. In Spanish class I talked to *Dylan. What did I talk to him about? I gave him directions to get from the gym the Spanish room. Well, I'm going to my high school's first football game in an hour- it's not homecoming though....- so I'll probably post about that later. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

Happy Friday!!

Day 3? More like day dream.

Okay, for starters, I was watching Modern Family yesterday- LOVE that show- and I saw a commercial for this new show called Subergatory. Basically, the show is about some girl who moves from New York City to a suburb and everyone in the suburb is pretty much a slut with a nose job. So while I'm watching this commercial, there's one scene where the girl end her super popular school "buddy" are at the mall and I realize something.

I own the pair of "slutty" shorts! I guess I'm more suburban stereotype than I thought. I just thought I should tell you guys that. Now let's get back to all my school stuff.
I almost missed my bus, again. (I hope someone picked up on my Forrest Gump reference.) It's honestly not my fault. My bus is supposed to come at 7:50, except yesterday it came at 7:40. So today, I left at 7:35 to be there early, and right after I'm in view of my bus stop the bus is already there! Ugh, I hate my bus already. I guess I'll leave at 7:30 tomorrow.
Today *Katy asked m to walk with her to gym! I felt so special! Now let's get to the title. So in gym class- everything happens in gym class!- I discovered that my best friend *Lexi has a super hot friend named *Dylan. I introduce myself and he shook my hand- very gentleman like. I thought had never seen this guy before, but when I get to Spanish class? *Dylan! He is- as the Spanish would say- muy caliente. I seriously hope we have some group projects in Spanish.
Speaking of Spanish class, my teacher is offering this program where she takes 50 kids from my high school and we get to travel around Paris, southern France, and Milan for 2 weeks this summer! I would love to visit Milan mainly because it is one of the fashion capitals of the world! Plus, I want to be a fashion reporter for a magazine one day. So far, things look optimistic! I'll keep you guys posted.

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All of the names listed are NOT real names. They are just made up.