It's not stalking, it's following at a close distance.

Due to many incidents today this post is going to be about *Dylan! And it will be full of Pretty Little Liars and Glee GIFs because I found the newest book cover recently and I just love Glee! I don't stalk him, he just sits some- what close to me in Spanish class and we're in the same gym period. So let the sta- following from a close distance stories begin!

Shut up Troian.

Let's start with some recent events. So we were in Spanish class where we have this guy Dylan calls Flipside. He calls him that because he naturally has this hair that sticks like 3 inches up in the air and he has, like, a square head. It's pretty funny looking actually. Any who, it was one of those days where my Spanish teacher didn't really care what we did as long as we weren't throwing stuff out the window- we're on the second floor of the school and the gym classes are right out the window. Dylan just had to tell "Flipside" what he saw at the store the other day. The conversation went like this:

Dylan: "Hey! Flipside! Yesterday I was at the store and I, legit, saw this cereal that was called Flipside! I took a picture of it on-"

Mrs. Spanish- Teacher: "If you're going to have conversations they need to be in Spanish!"

Dylan: "...mi teléfono."

It was so clever and so funny. The other day Dylan was in Spanish class when he randomly started showing off his abs- you know my reaction is going to be bad from the start of this- and kept showing them off for what felt like 5 minutes. Since this post only has Glee and Pretty Little Liars GIFs I can't use my Stephan Colbert GIF that was my actual reaction in my mind. But if you add up these reactions, it's about equal to what I did/ wanted to do in the middle of that classroom:

That's about right. Those were the best times with Dylan- wow, that sounds like we've been married for 5 yeas and he just died. Now time for the embarrassing times. It was last week's football game and I was joking around with Sydney about the Sun Drop commercial- where they play that song "Drop it Like it's Hot" in the background and the lady dancing in random places- like we always do. For whatever reason we were "dropping it" 10x more hardcore, I guess you could say, more than usual. So we're walking back to the stands screaming "Drop it like it's hot! 'Cause I got it going on!" and looking like this in my ugly brown sweatpants that give me a camel toe and a saggy butt at the same time:

(I looked like Dianna Agron [the girl in the middle] and Sydney looked like Heather Morris [the girl to the left of Di].)

Then I hear the worst thing you can hear while purposely looking like a sexy fail and that's, "Hey Kailyn!" I turned to my right and my face turned tomato red. Who do I see laughing their heads off? *Katy, *Brynn, Dylan, and a couple of their friends. I'm not saying it was rude of them to laugh- because I would totally do the same- it was just the fact that I know and was somewhat close with caught me acting like a complete idiot. It was pretty funny though. All I could do was shrug it off. Now here's my favorite part that I've been dying to do forever...

                          Perks of being 5'7":                                             Disadvantages of being 5'7":

                        -You can reach stuff high up.                               -Teachers are at boob level on you.

                        -Upper half lockers are no problem.                    -You're taller than Dylan.

Yes, it's true. Chris is only 5'6" or 5'5". XD It's quite sad actually. Maybe someday he'll catch up. Well, I need to get back to "Project Runway"- they're runway show is coming up! Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

P.S. Rest in piece Steve Jobs. Without you, I wouldn't be able to play Angry Birds on my iTouch while my mom is taking hours trying to find the perfect dress at J.C. Penny's.

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Small Acts of Sympathy

So I'm sure you guys have heard of my friend *Bianca. Well, today at color guard practice Bianca got a call from her Nana saying that her mom was in the Emergency Room. Bianca was embarrassed crying in front of people she's only known for about a week. But when she was in the hallway with a few tears dripping down her face, just about every person that pasted asked what was wrong and if she was alright. It's hard to believe that if she did this during a normal school day, most of the popular kids who she's known for years would just walk right by, yet these people in marching band that she hardly knows are comforting her. I think that just the fact these people stopped to tell her everything was going to be okay cheered Bianca up a bit. There were a lot of hugs like these going around Bianca:


And my favorite:

Hopefully Bianca's mom is okay. I have tomorrow and Friday off for a Jewish new year, so I have a sleepover with Emily tomorrow night. (: Don't be surprised if I don't post anything tomorrow. The show premiere of Suburgatory is on tonight. It's a show about a girl who moves from New York City to the suburbs and everyone in the suburbs is plastic. I want to see realistic it is from my town. From the looks of it, it's pretty accurate. I'm either going to make a new post for my review on it or just edit this one with an update. It should be interesting.

I missed "Glee" last night! D: Plus Hulu's being a butt now so I can't watch it. According to my friends it has a lot of inside jokes in it. I'm watching "The Middle" right now and who do I see? CHORD OVERSTREET!! In case you don't know know, Chord Overstreet played Sam on "Glee" and in case you forgot who Sam was, here's a hint:

*Mouth waters* Well I have to go. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Long Time No Talk!

I've been a busy bee since we last talk! Yeah, Emmys are over- I just wanted to talk in my Emmy voice. I have joined a ton of clubs! I've joined JSA, GSA, Band Equipment Management, Human Relations Club, and the crew for the play! I'm just going to sum up what happened today, because it's the most exciting day this week but we'll touch up on other things.
So today I wanted to join color guard, but I was too late to join so I talked to the band director so I'm in charge of laying out the color guard's flags and helping with electronics. I know it sounds lame, but in the spring I'll be in color guard in the spring for a parade. It should be a lot of fun since I have friends in the color guard and the band. Like I said earlier the theme is Fiddler on the Roof so I bet I'm going to be sick of the music by the end of the football season.
The season premiere of Glee was on last night and I loved it! The music was so good and Chris Colfer did ah-mazing job of course! I just saw the season premiere The Middle and it was... eh. I don't really like The Middle anymore just because... it isn't really funny anymore. Watching Modern Family right now and it's so funny! I've loved Modern Family much more since I got the season 1 DVDs. What I don't get is why they took the girl who played Lily- who's supposed to be, like, 2 now- by a 4 year old! It's weird. My family came up with who my family is like in Modern Family.

• Claire- My Mom- She has a lot of rules. XD
• Phil- My Step Dad- He's the fun parent that bases his parenting off of peerenting.
• Hailey- Me!- I'm a stereotypical teenager like Hailey.
• Alex- My Sister- She's annoying and obnoxiously smart.
• Luke- My Step Brother- Luke is... special.

That's all for now!

Bless ya! Love ya!
Kailyn Wolffe

Sleeping Through Day 5

I couldn't fall asleep last night for whatever reason and somehow my mom messed up my alarm clock so it was 15 minutes fast. I was really tired overall. I was very annoyed at my English teacher today. Since it was 9:30 and I was still really tired when I got to her class I was a little crabby. I got really annoyed that I had to take pre- reading notes on To Kill a Mockingbird since I already read most of it, but what are you going to do?
In homeroom I had a good conversation with *Tabitha. I'm still debating whether she actually wanted to talk to me or she just had no one to talk to. I don't care though since Tabitha's nice to me. After Biology *Katy and I walked to gym together. We're starting to become closer and are almost becoming friends. Katy sparked up a conversation today for a change. Her starting a conversation is bigger than it sounds since I only have so many conversation starters.
I just realized I never told you guys about my best friend Emily. I was the new girl in my town in 4th grade and had no clue who anyone was or where anything was. Emily was the girl who got me from the office and showed me where everything was. I never mentioned her on here since this is mainly a school based blog and Emily and I don't have any classes together this year- not even lunch :(. The reason why I brought her up is we're probably going to hang out this weekend and there will be a post about it if we do- with pictures! Here's a picture of us in my front yard.

Us before we went to see the "Glee! Live Concert Movie"- which we're featured in! Our shirts say Lopez and Pierce since we're as close as Brittney and Santana.

So today was another gym class day where it felt like we were walking in looking like this (Yes,we're the cast of The Secret Life of an American Teenager.):

I knew we weren't because everyone- including the gym teachers- were looking at us like this:

^^  Chris Colfer forever <3. Any who, the new season of Glee is coming out  in one week, one day, 2 hours, and 49 minutes and I'm so excited! I have to finish going over my monologue for school. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All of the names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I just made them up.