Best. Half. Day. Ever.

So since homecoming's tomorrow- which we're going to lose because we WON our last game- we have spirit week at our school. Today we had something called senior for hire where anyone can buy a senior for $10 and all the money goes to the senior's prom. Once you buy your senior you can dress them up however you want! Seriously. I legit saw a guy in leather leggings, a black haired wig, a hot pink bra, and cropped black jacket. People were dressed as Lady Gaga, Nikki Minaj, Tinker Bell, Fairies, LMFAO, 3 little pigs and the big bad, Santa and his elves, Sundroplets, and even a "Mean Girls" quote! I was in a stairwell with the LMFAO Beat Bot, a girl dressed as "Black Swan", and a guy dressed as Tinker Bell... with "Party Rock Anthem" playing.
I was in the band room taking pictures with band kids dressed up and just everyone. Here are some of the pictures we took:

(Bianca, my color guard captain as a unicorn, me, and Sydney)

(Me, Dominick as Peach, and Amy as Mario)

(Me with some people dressed as "Blue's Clues")

(It's blurry, but it's me and Sydney with a girl dressed as Avatar)

(Me with a girl dressed as Ash Ketchum.)

(Sydney with THE DANCING LOBSTERS!!!!)

(Mexican "men", LMFAO, and Beat Bot.)

(My color guard captain, my drum major, and my drum major's boyfriend.)

That's all for now! Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

Fashion Show Time!

No, this isn't another fashion post, but my friends and I decided to take model pictures today by going all out. We did full on MAC make- up, pretty dresses, and hair styling. These are the first pictures of me I'm posting from the front. These were taken of me, *Bianca, and Sydney. For Sydney and Bianca: If you want me to post more pictures of us or you guys message me via Facebook! My face looks kind of orange, because it's Bianca's make- up and she's obviously a lot tanner than me. So here are the pictures:

(Me doing an over the shoulder. Photo creds to Sydney and Bianca for the pose.)

(Me doing some-what Audrey Hepburn pose. Photo creds to Sydney)

 

(Me just being a sweetie! Photo creds to Sydney.)

(Bianca and I. My eyes are closed intentionally. Photo creds to Sydney.)

(Sydney and me being sympathetic. Photo creds to Bianca.)

There are many more pictures, but I will need to get permission from Sydney and Bianca to show them. Post your opinions in the comments my lovelies! Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All the names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Small Acts of Sympathy

So I'm sure you guys have heard of my friend *Bianca. Well, today at color guard practice Bianca got a call from her Nana saying that her mom was in the Emergency Room. Bianca was embarrassed crying in front of people she's only known for about a week. But when she was in the hallway with a few tears dripping down her face, just about every person that pasted asked what was wrong and if she was alright. It's hard to believe that if she did this during a normal school day, most of the popular kids who she's known for years would just walk right by, yet these people in marching band that she hardly knows are comforting her. I think that just the fact these people stopped to tell her everything was going to be okay cheered Bianca up a bit. There were a lot of hugs like these going around Bianca:


And my favorite:

Hopefully Bianca's mom is okay. I have tomorrow and Friday off for a Jewish new year, so I have a sleepover with Emily tomorrow night. (: Don't be surprised if I don't post anything tomorrow. The show premiere of Suburgatory is on tonight. It's a show about a girl who moves from New York City to the suburbs and everyone in the suburbs is plastic. I want to see realistic it is from my town. From the looks of it, it's pretty accurate. I'm either going to make a new post for my review on it or just edit this one with an update. It should be interesting.

I missed "Glee" last night! D: Plus Hulu's being a butt now so I can't watch it. According to my friends it has a lot of inside jokes in it. I'm watching "The Middle" right now and who do I see? CHORD OVERSTREET!! In case you don't know know, Chord Overstreet played Sam on "Glee" and in case you forgot who Sam was, here's a hint:

*Mouth waters* Well I have to go. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Day 9- Every dayum shufflin.

Sorry I couldn't post about day 9 yesterday. I went from home, to school, to the orthodontist, to the football game, to my bed. Now my legs and mouth hurt from walking around and making out with all the football players at the game too much... lol jk I only wish. I walked around and talked a lot at the football game, but my mouth only hurts from getting my braces tightened. Agenda for this post will be: Quick summary of school, talking about the football game, and what I've done so far today... Let's get started!
School was okay. We had a class election first period, so I didn't get to go to fashion design. :( At least my extremely hug-a-ble friend *Mike won the election! I was talking to my friend *Destiny in gym class yesterday when *Dylan and one of his friends run over. Of course right as I'm about to open my mouth to talk to him, what do the gym teachers do? They blow the whistle and yell, "Everyone get into your squads!" *Heart plummets* There's always Monday? I have to "read" chapters 2 and 3 of To Kill a Mockingbird this weekend. By that I mean I'll just skim through it and once I remember what happened in those chapters I'll hang out with someone.
The football game was pretty good, actually. We still lost- 32 to 22 or something like that- but I talked to this senior named James who told me last year out of our first five games our point average per game was 3 points. As usual, I didn't actually pay attention to the game. I met and talked to a ton of people who I'll- most likely- never meet again. Here's the #1 conversation starter: Jenna Marbles. Not Justin Bieber, not Lady Gaga's newest outfit, Jenna Marbles. Don't know who she is? She's a Youtube star on the rise. Guys watch her because she's hot. Girls watch her because she's hysterical. Jenna's most famous for her video where she makes "the face" that you can use to get people to stop talking to you with. It goes something like this:

Sexy right? If you start talking about her- or even quoting her for that matter- people will laugh and probably join in! I met a ton of people that way. Why am I bringing this up also? So Jenna has one video where she makes fun of Sarah Palin and takes her top off. I was doing a "Sexy Sarah" impression where I stuck my chest forward and squished my boobs together when who walks by, but 3 of the freshman football players I've know since 4th grade. One of the guys went bug- eyed when they saw me since 1) I'm sexy. 2) He had never seen me acting like that. The guys of course walked down to the end of the stands then walked back, so I jokingly did my impression again for them to make them smile. The band had a good performance, but *Bianca, Sydney, and I had to leave early since I had a killer head ache.

Sydney and I had a sleepover last night and went to the mall this morning. Once she left I changed into sweatpants and an oversized T- shirt. I'm hopefully seeing Emily and Sydney tomorrow. Well, I need to go make dinner. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!
Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. They are just made up.

World's Greatest Football Team!

Yesterday I said I would post something about the game, but I didn't get home till like 10:30 and I was wiped out from waking up early all week. The football game started out well with us getting a touchdown (6 points) in the first quarter, but after we missed the field goal (1 point) it went down hill from there. After the team missed the field goal, Sydney, *Bianca, and I went on an "adventure"- which was just really us walking around the field.
I saw *Katy and *Brynn at the game. Katy waved to me, but Camille didn't seem to notice me. Sydney introduced me to these 2 guys *Matt and *Tom. They were a year younger than us, but they were funny and nice. I discovered that Matt knows my step- brother *Landon- my step- brother and I don't have the same last name. I don't if he was surprised in a good or a bad way that he was my step- brother. I'm also not sure how Matt knew Landon considering they go to different schools and other minor details. I don't really care though.
The marching band performed a half time show of If I Were a Rich Man, Match Maker, Match Maker, Sunrise Sunset, and The Bottle Dance all from Fiddler on the Roof. If you haven't seen Fiddler on the Roof and you like Broadway classics, I highly recommend seeing the movie. You have to see the one from the 80's that's 3 hours long though. I know it's long, but it's totally worth it! Here's my favorite scene:

Can you even imagine how much leg strength and practice that must take? I just started doing jazz dancing again and I can hardly get my turn perfected! The performance was really good, but they couldn't do their actual march because with all the rain they haven't gotten time to practice. I tried to get my friend to laugh the whole time. I got her to smirk by doing some messed up Jenna Marbles face- look up "How to Avoid People You Don't Want to Talk to" on Youtube if you don't know what I'm talking about.
It was all really fun. I got to talk to some of my- hopefully- co- actors in the school play. My friend *George who is 2 years older than me talked about Nathan Lane with me. We're both big fans of Mr. Lane. In the end my school lost 6 to 31. We're probably the worst team in the state. A few years ago our varsity team had to verse freshman to win homecoming! True story. Well, that's all for today. I have to go to a party soon, so that's all for now!

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real names. I just made them up.

Day 4 of Madness.

Hey everyone! It's Friday, Friday. Before I get started on today's school report, I would like to inform you guys about something. If you have a Youtube account- which I know my friends that are reading already do- you can create a "blogger/blogspot" account, so you can not only follow That White Girl but create your own blog! I believe under my "Followers" tab you can click sign in. Just use your Youtube sign in and the rest is self explanatory.

So since I was late for my bus yesterday, I had to get fresh and go downstairs by 7:30 to make it to my bus in time. By the time I get down to the bus stop, I had to wait there for 8 minutes until the bus came! It was upsetting that I left early for nothing. *Sigh* What are you going to do? When I got to school I saw my friends! My friend *Bianca has an older sister that's a senior at my high school, so she told me what times I should go to my locker. (We don't have set locker times.)

I took her advise and went to my locker before gym class... Too bad I forgot I hadn't gone to Lab Biology yet which is before gym class. So I ran from the gym to my class. In case you're wondering, my Lab Biology class is on the other side of the school... on the second floor. I just made it on the bell and ran into class looking something like this:

Luckily, Mrs. Lab Biology likes me and let me off the hook. Hopefully I'll never do that again. In actual gym class, I waited to get my blood pressure checked with my friends in the sauna of a gym. For the second day in a row I didn't get my blood pressure checked. In Spanish class I talked to *Dylan. What did I talk to him about? I gave him directions to get from the gym the Spanish room. Well, I'm going to my high school's first football game in an hour- it's not homecoming though....- so I'll probably post about that later. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

Happy Friday!!