Small Acts of Sympathy

So I'm sure you guys have heard of my friend *Bianca. Well, today at color guard practice Bianca got a call from her Nana saying that her mom was in the Emergency Room. Bianca was embarrassed crying in front of people she's only known for about a week. But when she was in the hallway with a few tears dripping down her face, just about every person that pasted asked what was wrong and if she was alright. It's hard to believe that if she did this during a normal school day, most of the popular kids who she's known for years would just walk right by, yet these people in marching band that she hardly knows are comforting her. I think that just the fact these people stopped to tell her everything was going to be okay cheered Bianca up a bit. There were a lot of hugs like these going around Bianca:


And my favorite:

Hopefully Bianca's mom is okay. I have tomorrow and Friday off for a Jewish new year, so I have a sleepover with Emily tomorrow night. (: Don't be surprised if I don't post anything tomorrow. The show premiere of Suburgatory is on tonight. It's a show about a girl who moves from New York City to the suburbs and everyone in the suburbs is plastic. I want to see realistic it is from my town. From the looks of it, it's pretty accurate. I'm either going to make a new post for my review on it or just edit this one with an update. It should be interesting.

I missed "Glee" last night! D: Plus Hulu's being a butt now so I can't watch it. According to my friends it has a lot of inside jokes in it. I'm watching "The Middle" right now and who do I see? CHORD OVERSTREET!! In case you don't know know, Chord Overstreet played Sam on "Glee" and in case you forgot who Sam was, here's a hint:

*Mouth waters* Well I have to go. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up myself.

Why is Angry Birds so addictive?

Heyyy beautiful people. At 4 AM this morning I had a bad dream so I played Angry Birds for an hour then fell back asleep. I wasn't a happy camper in the morning. I had GSA and we're planning for National Coming Out Day at school, so that was fun. Everyone liked my idea to wear purple- which is the color for Gay Rights in case you didn't know. We will also have our Pride Flag hanging for the event. I have to bring in glitter for the posters we're making. It will be so much fun!
In my morning classes we aren't doing much. In Fashion Design we're designing uniforms. My winter/fall uniform consists of motor jackets, scalloped tank tops, skinny jeans, and combat boots. For spring/summer I was thinking high waisted shorts, striped thick strapped tank tops, an optional blazer, and flats for the shoes. Then another look with a strapless floral romper, a cardigan, and flats. It looks pretty good so far considering I haven't even finished the first outfit yet. I'm limited to eight pieces so I'll just pretend it's a uniform for an all girls school.
The best class was gym class though. My friend *Renna and I were leaning against the wall pretending to look at my friend *Lexi as we talked when we were both actually looking at *Dylan. Renna was joking around about Dylan's shirt that had the panda logo for some wildlife organization- we said it was pretty since the background was black and the panda was rainbow. Then Dylan lifted up his shirt to wipe his face. This was Renna and I's reaction when we saw his abs:

Lol jk That is such an understatement. It was actually like this:

Maybe a little more dramatic, but no one can prove anything... unless you look at the tape. Our school's weird, they have camera's all around it so they can know our every move. After I pointed out that our school had cameras everywhere and someone could have seen our mellow dramatic reaction, Renna suggested we get the tape, rewind to when Dylan lifted up his shirt, and "rape the rewind button when he puts his shirt back down". So my day was easily made in gym class.

That's all for now- I have an early dinner to attend to. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All the names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I just made them up.

Monday back!

Unfortunately, it's Monday. This morning was pretty good, early afternoon/late morning was bad, end of the day was good again! So this morning I wore jeans then realized I should wear shorts so I got changed and put my lunch money in my shorts, but my parents thought they were too short so I brought them to school with me to change into after gym class since I have my class with the hottest classroom in it. This morning though my friend *Lexi had a skirt on and she didn't like wearing a skirt so I let her wear my shorts. My friend got excited because I'm really skinny and she was able to fit in my shorts, so the joke of the day was, "It's an accomplishment to get in Kailyn's pants." I hope you get the pun there. The other joke had to do with Spanish class on Friday where we had to describe the person 2 seats away from us- which moving over a row would make me have to describe *Dylan. I was thinking of words to describe him and thought jokingly, "I can't say sexy beast in Spanish and saying hombre I want in my pantalones would just be awkward..."
Then, for whatever reason, everyone wanted to stop and talk to their friends in huge groups of 10 in front of the cafeteria, so it took me a lot of shoving and "excuse me's" to get into the cafeteria. Then once I got to my table I realized something, my lunch money was still in the pocket of the pants *Lexi was wearing. Luckily I have some very nice friends that loaned me some money for lunch.
There was something about the end of my day was very good. I didn't do much so that's probably why. Now it's time for a segment I like to call:

The girl fact of the day:
Or in other words, things I just realize I do a lot that mainly girls only do. Girls share/borrow clothes a lot. Today was the forth time this month that I have borrowed/let someone borrow clothes. Seriously though. I borrowed a pair of Sydney's socks 3 weeks, Sydney borrowed a shirt and sweater from me 2 weeks ago, I borrowed Taylor's tank top on Friday, and *Lexi borrowed my shirt today. I don't know whether it's the fact most girls are very unprepared- I admit that- or girls are just indecisive- I also admit.
That leads me to the other fact. Most girls are very indecisive about what they wear. I probably go through 2 or 3 outfits in the morning to choose what I'm going to wear. Before I joined color guard- I had my first very rainy game last Friday- I would change my outfit before the football. Also, for guys, if a girl has to redo or fix her make- up, tell her she's pretty and if she insists you let her. Some girls use make- up for confidence or a comfort. You should just let her go with what she wants. This GIF clearly expresses a teenage girl's average morning- trust me, parties are much worse.:

I love GIFs. Well, that's all for now. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. I made them up

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

* Welcome to the third person perspective of the end of my day. *

Kailyn laughs finishing up her conversation about Victoria's Secret's perfumes/body sprays with Katy and practically runs into the locker room. She sighs with relief that the bell still hasn't rung yet. Unfortunately as soon as she gets her top on, the bell rings which means she has about a minute to finish changing. After a super quick change and making it outside with 30 seconds to spare. For whatever reason Kailyn's gym class went outside and walked around the school.
Kailyn and Sydney came up with their Halloween costumes and what they were going to do for Halloween. Kailyn quickly realized that today was going to be a very hot considering she was gently sweating in short shorts and a t- shirt. After the really random walk around the school, Kailyn and her class went inside to the 3rd gym. Yes, the school has 3 gyms, a work out room, 2 football fields, a beach volleyball field, 2 baseball fields, a soccer field, a field hockey... field, and a track. When they got into the un- air conditioned gym, everyone started sweating like crazy to, as Mrs. Gym-Teacher quotes, "insane workouts".
By the end of the gym class, Kailyn smelled, her clothes smelled, everything/everyone smelled. Everyone was also drenched in sweat. As Kailyn walked through the double doors back into the main gym dosed off in space, she turned to see *Dylan pulling off his shirt. Even though he was wearing a guy tank top (Guessing they're called that...) it was a sheer white one, so she could see his toned soccer player abs. She made a face similar to this one when she saw those delicious Italian washboards:

Luckily no one was watching when she did that. Unfortunately when she got back to Spanish class, that she has with Dylan and Maria, looking really awful. So when Kailyn ran into her sauna- like Spanish room, Dylan looked perfect by the only fan in the classroom with his luscious brunette hair blowing in the gentle breeze and Maria- who Kailyn thinks has a thing for Dylan- was sitting there perfectly like:

(Her looks almost saying, "Come in darling! Dylan's watching!")

And Kailyn ran in sweating like a pig, pretty sure her bra was sticking out, hair destroyed, make- up smeared, and faking a smile. In short it looked like this.

(Thinking: "Haha! Haha! I'm crying inside...")

Everyone just kind- of awkwardly stared as Kailyn awkwardly took her seat. Kailyn tried not to make much eye contact with people in her class. Luckily, during Kailyn's FCCLA meeting she made more friends. After her dance class one girl even complimented her, so Kailyn's day went pretty well after Spanish class. In fact, in her FCCLA meeting they were playing an ice breaker game where you had to ask questions in a circle and if you answered the question, repeated the question, or hesitated you were out. So, Kailyn had a guy and 2 girls who she was some- what friendly with. One of them as a joke asked the guy, "Did you have your period?" and he laughed so hard he got out. Then later this one girl as a joke was going to ask "Do you have a tampon?", but the girl before her asked if she liked pizza. So when she was about to ask her question it came out as, "Do you like tampons?" Hysterical. Well that's all for now. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!

Kailyn Wolffe

P.S. RIP Jamey Rodemeyer. Those people should have never bullied you to the point to make that awful decision. You were born that way little monster. Mama Monster is praising you now and helping your cause. Hopefully it will go far.

Long Time No Talk!

I've been a busy bee since we last talk! Yeah, Emmys are over- I just wanted to talk in my Emmy voice. I have joined a ton of clubs! I've joined JSA, GSA, Band Equipment Management, Human Relations Club, and the crew for the play! I'm just going to sum up what happened today, because it's the most exciting day this week but we'll touch up on other things.
So today I wanted to join color guard, but I was too late to join so I talked to the band director so I'm in charge of laying out the color guard's flags and helping with electronics. I know it sounds lame, but in the spring I'll be in color guard in the spring for a parade. It should be a lot of fun since I have friends in the color guard and the band. Like I said earlier the theme is Fiddler on the Roof so I bet I'm going to be sick of the music by the end of the football season.
The season premiere of Glee was on last night and I loved it! The music was so good and Chris Colfer did ah-mazing job of course! I just saw the season premiere The Middle and it was... eh. I don't really like The Middle anymore just because... it isn't really funny anymore. Watching Modern Family right now and it's so funny! I've loved Modern Family much more since I got the season 1 DVDs. What I don't get is why they took the girl who played Lily- who's supposed to be, like, 2 now- by a 4 year old! It's weird. My family came up with who my family is like in Modern Family.

• Claire- My Mom- She has a lot of rules. XD
• Phil- My Step Dad- He's the fun parent that bases his parenting off of peerenting.
• Hailey- Me!- I'm a stereotypical teenager like Hailey.
• Alex- My Sister- She's annoying and obnoxiously smart.
• Luke- My Step Brother- Luke is... special.

That's all for now!

Bless ya! Love ya!
Kailyn Wolffe

Have a laugh!

*WARNING: This post is full of lame Emmy puns.

Presenting! Kailyn Wolffe's review of the 63rd annual Emmys! *Runs out on stage in white gown with silver accents.

Right now I'm watching the Emmy's and LMFAO at Jane Lynch's performance. Do you wanna know what else makes me LMFAO? LMFAO's newest music video! All it pretty much is, is Redfoo dancing around in a Speedo. Here's the video for, my theme song, "Sexy and I Know It":

Lookin' sexy Redfoo! Loving the "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" line. *Fake laughs* I am extremely upset that Project Runway didn't win best reality competition show! Let's face it, no one wanted Gretchin to win *Dramatic wink*... okay no one got that one let's move on. Modern Family has won 5 awards already! I admit it's a good show, but Chris Colfer totally deserved the Best Supporting Actor Award. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart won an award, but I like The Colbert Report a little more than Jon Stewart so I was a bit upset.

There was a performance all about sex. I mean, what isn't about sex now-a-days? *Fake laughs* It had "3- Way (Golden Rule)" and "I Just Had Sex". What I don't get is when "3- Way (Golden Rule)" won an award, the guy who wrote the song dedicated the award to his 14 year old daughter... I'm guessing his daughter got a little Bow- Chicka- Wow- Wow! *Fakes a laugh*

More news will be posted after these messages!

Day 9- Every dayum shufflin.

Sorry I couldn't post about day 9 yesterday. I went from home, to school, to the orthodontist, to the football game, to my bed. Now my legs and mouth hurt from walking around and making out with all the football players at the game too much... lol jk I only wish. I walked around and talked a lot at the football game, but my mouth only hurts from getting my braces tightened. Agenda for this post will be: Quick summary of school, talking about the football game, and what I've done so far today... Let's get started!
School was okay. We had a class election first period, so I didn't get to go to fashion design. :( At least my extremely hug-a-ble friend *Mike won the election! I was talking to my friend *Destiny in gym class yesterday when *Dylan and one of his friends run over. Of course right as I'm about to open my mouth to talk to him, what do the gym teachers do? They blow the whistle and yell, "Everyone get into your squads!" *Heart plummets* There's always Monday? I have to "read" chapters 2 and 3 of To Kill a Mockingbird this weekend. By that I mean I'll just skim through it and once I remember what happened in those chapters I'll hang out with someone.
The football game was pretty good, actually. We still lost- 32 to 22 or something like that- but I talked to this senior named James who told me last year out of our first five games our point average per game was 3 points. As usual, I didn't actually pay attention to the game. I met and talked to a ton of people who I'll- most likely- never meet again. Here's the #1 conversation starter: Jenna Marbles. Not Justin Bieber, not Lady Gaga's newest outfit, Jenna Marbles. Don't know who she is? She's a Youtube star on the rise. Guys watch her because she's hot. Girls watch her because she's hysterical. Jenna's most famous for her video where she makes "the face" that you can use to get people to stop talking to you with. It goes something like this:

Sexy right? If you start talking about her- or even quoting her for that matter- people will laugh and probably join in! I met a ton of people that way. Why am I bringing this up also? So Jenna has one video where she makes fun of Sarah Palin and takes her top off. I was doing a "Sexy Sarah" impression where I stuck my chest forward and squished my boobs together when who walks by, but 3 of the freshman football players I've know since 4th grade. One of the guys went bug- eyed when they saw me since 1) I'm sexy. 2) He had never seen me acting like that. The guys of course walked down to the end of the stands then walked back, so I jokingly did my impression again for them to make them smile. The band had a good performance, but *Bianca, Sydney, and I had to leave early since I had a killer head ache.

Sydney and I had a sleepover last night and went to the mall this morning. Once she left I changed into sweatpants and an oversized T- shirt. I'm hopefully seeing Emily and Sydney tomorrow. Well, I need to go make dinner. Till then,

Bless ya! Love ya!
Kailyn Wolffe

*All names marked with a "*" are NOT real. They are just made up.